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About Me Premium Member Deviant of Many Talents Static14/Female/United States

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This is my first drawing of my character, Static! It's not the best, but I'm proud of it

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*Dragonfly1995: Sat Nov 21, 2009, 12:34 PM
*Dragonfly1995: Thanks! ^^ Come online more often! XD
Sat Nov 21, 2009, 12:34 PM
~dragonstorm1559: gratz on subscripton ^.^
Sat Nov 21, 2009, 9:31 AM
*RenamonMart: Sat Nov 21, 2009, 4:32 AM
*Dragonfly1995: XDDD
Fri Nov 20, 2009, 2:18 PM
*Lexy1996: Lolz, i liek tottally spelt ur name wrong X3
Fri Nov 20, 2009, 1:12 PM
*Dragonfly1995: Hugs for my biggest fan! XD
Fri Nov 20, 2009, 1:01 PM
*Lexy1996: Staic i am liek ur biggest fan lolz X3 (I'm so much of a big fan, that I am spamming your shout box X3)
Thu Nov 19, 2009, 10:17 AM
*RenamonMart: X3
Tue Nov 17, 2009, 1:05 PM
*Dragonfly1995: HELLO. THIS SHOUTBOX HAS BEEN EATEN, BUT IT HAS REVIVED 8D
Sun Nov 15, 2009, 5:17 PM

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This one isn't a joke, it's just funny XDD

Tech Support

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers.

Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."

Customer: "Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a hole in it.

Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Customer: "Now what do I do?"
Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"
Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"

Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"

SUBSCRIPTION

Wed Sep 30, 2009, 4:21 PM

I GOT A SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gave it to me!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

I kind of miss the ~ though...the * looks weird XD

Also, it's that time of the year again...my birthday's comming up

I'm getting old

Hopefully DA won't have a bad surprise for me this time...this site tends to ruin special hollidays for me for some reason. (I think it hates me

) It's on the 16th if any of you were wondering.

So, anyway, that's all for now. If you'll excuse me, I have to go practice my saxophone for school. School has been murder on me today